Resident Evil in der Realität

  • Hiho zusammen


    Bin da übers spieleforum.de gerade auf etwas gestossen, nen Artikel der BBC:


    Das hier ist der Link


    http://65.127.124.62/south_asia/4483241.stm.htm


    Und hier der Text:



    Cambodian Troops Quarantine Quan'sul
    Military Forces quarantine Quan'sul
    Military Forces quarantine Quan'sul
    There has been a small outbreak of “zombism” in a small town near the border of Laos in North-Eastern Cambodia.


    The culprit was discovered to be mosquitoes native to that region carrying a new strain of Malaria which thus far has a 100 percent mortality rate and kills victims in fewer than 2 days.


    After death, this parasite is able to restart the heart of its victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believed to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during “resurrection.”


    Cambodian officials say that the outbreak has been contained and the public has no need to worry.


    General Ary Serey had this to say, "We have obtained samples of this new parasite and plan to learn how it starts the heart and other major organs of the deceased. We intend to use this to increase the quality of life for all."


    US Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice opposed the plan saying that the Cambodian government holds a great biological weapon and should destroy it immediately. Cambodian officials have yet to comment.


    A United Nations team will be dispatched to Cambodia to confirm the safety of biological research in Cambodia.


    Ziemlich krass oder??

  • kannst du das pls noch übersetzen.


    hab nur was von krasesn mosquitos gelesen, man sterbe nach 2 tagen, nachdem man gestochen wurde...


    E:
    HAHAHA 1. April :totlach

    the sigg is sick

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  • holt die pumpguns! sie kommen!!!



    ich vermiss das "helm"-smiley


    edit:
    wenn ich das richtig verstanden hab gehts drum, dass per moskitostich eine neue art von malaria übertragen wird die nach dem Tod (der zu 100% eintritt) das herz der toten für 2 Stunden wieder zum schlagen bringt. und dass sich die "toten" in dieser Zeit extrem schlechte Manieren an den Tag legen. ... naja klingt nicht wirkclih realistisch^^

    If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something - Murphy

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    Naja wieauch immer, stellt euch das ma trotzdem vor! Lol^^


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