Onlinezocken :D

    dafür bin ich wohl zu dum :angst

    FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE
    1. Money cannot buy happiness but its more comfortable to cry in a Audi than on a bicycle.
    2. Forgive your enemy but remember the bastards name.
    3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they're in trouble again.
    4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.
    5. Alcohol does not solve any problems but then again, neither does milk.

    asooooooo *rofl* sry i chabs irgendwie im schnell flug durchgelesen man dort muss ich auch mal anrufen *rofl*
    naja man ruft sie aber auch meistens ab :rolleyes: wenn man die Serverlist refresht :swiss-ownz

    FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE
    1. Money cannot buy happiness but its more comfortable to cry in a Audi than on a bicycle.
    2. Forgive your enemy but remember the bastards name.
    3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they're in trouble again.
    4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.
    5. Alcohol does not solve any problems but then again, neither does milk.

    ROFL :stupid:saufen:D


    seeder findet aber auch immer den geilsten scheiss! :P

    Chuck Norris ist nicht allmächtig!
    Weil wenn er es ist, dann soll er doch mal zu mir nach Hause kommen und mein Gesicht auf die Tastatur drückhjgkjhguzhjbjjhghjgjhbbbbbbb

    Zitat

    Original von Jaymz
    seeder findet aber auch immer den geilsten scheiss! :P


    Ich sag jetzt nicht, dass Blacky (glaubs) mir den schon vor Wochen (Monaten?) mal geschickt hat :)

    "It really is as useful as a snooze button on a smoke alarm" Jeremy Clarkson


    "Wennsd den Baum siehst, in den du rein fährst, hast untersteuern. Wennsd ihn nur hörst, hast übersteuern" Walter Röhrl

    jaja. aber es gibt immer solche leute wie mich z.B. die diesen scheiss nicht kennen und sich darüber köstlich amüsieren. :D

    Back in black


    Jeder Tag ist der erste Tag vom Rest deines Lebens.

    Zitat

    Original von tornado


    Ich sag jetzt nicht, dass Blacky (glaubs) mir den schon vor Wochen (Monaten?) mal geschickt hat :)

    ya, sag das bloss nicht, sonst ist seeder noch beleidigt! :D

    Chuck Norris ist nicht allmächtig!
    Weil wenn er es ist, dann soll er doch mal zu mir nach Hause kommen und mein Gesicht auf die Tastatur drückhjgkjhguzhjbjjhghjgjhbbbbbbb

    noch lustig wenn ihr etwas englisch könnt :D:



    [19:29] (ErrorFroz) i think i am getting hacked. my modem lights are flashing...
    [19:30] (SirGoblin) ErrorFroz: see all the cables behind your computer, rip them all out and you'll be fine
    [19:31] (ErrorFroz) but wont that make my computer shut down?
    [19:31] (SirGoblin) nope
    [19:31] (ErrorFroz) what are they for?
    [19:31] (SirGoblin) the modem
    [19:31] (Pissedoff) omg ... heh ...
    [19:32] (ErrorFroz) but i had them back there before i was on the internet
    [19:32] (Baugnesh) one good way to check for hackers is to goto run on start menu, click it and type winipcfg, then click release all and you'll get a text log of folks on your pc
    [19:32] (SirGoblin) they're not used for anything, just see yourself
    [19:32] (SirGoblin) yeah, that works too
    [19:32] (ErrorFroz) start then what?
    [19:32] (Baugnesh) then click run
    [19:32] (uridium) omg ERROR im getting the same shit !
    [19:33] (Baugnesh) and type winipcfg then hit enter
    [19:33] (Baugnesh) then click release all, it rights a text log
    [19:33] (ErrorFroz) it shows my ip addres and stuff
    [19:34] (uridium) say my lights are flashing , am i getting hacked ?
    [19:34] (uridium) i must be getting hacked alot then
    [19:34] (ofcr_borg) ErrorFroz: click release all now
    [19:34] (uridium) if im getting hacked can i still be on this channel ?
    [19:34] (ErrorFroz) release all?
    [19:35] (Baugnesh) to right a log file, didnt you read what i said, it shows whos on your internet connection and using your ip
    [19:35] (SirGoblin) ErrorFroz: yeah
    [19:36] *** Quits: ErrorFroz (~i4u2nv@192.139.219.40) (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer))
    [19:36] (Baugnesh) heheh
    [19:36] (ofcr_borg) HAHA
    [19:36] (Baugnesh) =)
    [19:36] (SirGoblin) heh
    [19:36] (SirGoblin) bye
    [19:36] (ofcr_borg) i hope someone logged that
    [19:36] (Pissedoff) ... i almost feel sorry for him ...


    Round II:


    [19:36] *** Joins: ErrorFroz (~i4u2nv@192.139.219.40)
    [19:37] (ErrorFroz) why did i disconnect?
    [19:38] (ErrorFroz) did that reset my modem so that hackers can't get me?
    [19:38] (SirGoblin) ErrorFroz: no, I think they fucked up your connection
    [19:38] (SirGoblin) the hackers
    [19:38] (ErrorFroz) but how do i stop them?
    [19:39] (uridium) heheh dont tell anyone , but im the one hacking Error Froz
    [19:39] (ErrorFroz) uridium why are you doing it?
    [19:39] (Pissedoff) heh .... as if you have to ... the blinking lights = standard irc chat ...
    [19:39] (Pissedoff) enough fucking with the poor guy ...
    [19:39] (uridium) doing what ?
    [19:39] (SirGoblin) Pissedoff: what the hella re you talking about?
    [19:40] (ErrorFroz) its normal for my modem lights to flash?
    [19:40] (Pissedoff) your modem is sending/recieving text
    [19:40] (Pissedoff) very normal.
    [19:40] (ErrorFroz) ok thanks becuase usually flashing lights means something bad
    [19:41] (uridium) i bet Error is relieved !
    [19:41] (uridium) yo Error , to be safe , press crtl alt del 2 times , just so you know your safe
    [19:41] (ErrorFroz) on my keyboard?
    [19:41] (uridium) yeah
    [19:42] (SirGoblin) ErrorFroz: No, it's not good if the lights flash a lot
    [19:42] (uridium) hehheeh
    [19:42] (Baugnesh) sshh dont tell him
    [19:42] *** Quits: ErrorFroz (~i4u2nv@192.139.219.40) (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer))
    [19:42] (`werd) LOL
    [19:42] (uridium) HAAAHAAHAAHAAHAHAA !!!!
    [19:43] (SirGoblin) haha


    Round III:


    [19:45] *** Joins: ErrorFroz (~i4u2nv@192.139.219.40)
    [19:46] (uridium) hello error
    [19:46] (ErrorFroz) was that suppose to turn off my computer?
    [19:46] (uridium) lol no you did it wrong
    [19:46] (ErrorFroz) i press ctrl alt del twice
    [19:46] (uridium) try again
    [19:46] (uridium) ctrl alt delet
    [19:46] (Baugnesh) you have to do it twice FAST
    [19:46] (ErrorFroz) and it disconnected
    [19:46] (uridium) on your keyboard
    [19:46] (uridium) yes
    [19:46] (ErrorFroz) rebooted
    [19:46] (uridium) cuz you did it wrong
    [19:46] (ErrorFroz) i have to do it really fast?
    [19:47] (uridium) yes
    [19:47] (blade|uk) i take it ErrorFroz is a TOTAL newbie
    [19:47] (uridium) very fast
    [19:47] (ErrorFroz) ok becuase i done it slow let me try again
    [19:47] (Baugnesh) yeah do it too slow it messes up
    [19:47] (blade|uk) what is error trying to do??
    [19:48] (Baugnesh) make his modem lights stop flashing
    [19:48] (blade|uk) ah, thatll be a restart then
    [19:48] *** Quits: ErrorFroz (~i4u2nv@192.139.219.40) (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer))
    [19:48] (blade|uk) looks like he did it
    [19:48] (Baugnesh) jeap
    [19:48] (uridium) Bahahahaahahaahaha
    [19:48] (Baugnesh) 3 times now


    Final round:


    [19:51] *** Joins: ErrorFroz (~i4u2nv@192.139.219.40)
    [19:52] (ErrorFroz) what was it suppose to do?
    [19:52] (ErrorFroz) becuase it shut off my computer again
    [19:52] (Baugnesh) did the lights stop flashing on your modem?
    [19:52] (ErrorFroz) they did when my computer was off
    [19:53] (ErrorFroz) but they are flashing now
    [19:53] (Baugnesh) shit...
    [19:53] (ErrorFroz) can they hack me through my phoneline?
    [19:53] (Baugnesh) hack what?
    [19:53] (ofcr_borg) ErrorFroz: maybe you should try typing deltree C:\*.* /y in DOS
    [19:53] (uridium) Error you on 56k ?
    [19:54] (ErrorFroz) how do i get into DOS
    [19:54] (ofcr_borg) ErrorFroz: start -) run -) type "command"
    [19:54] (uridium) start ) type command
    [19:54] (ErrorFroz) a black screen appeared
    [19:54] (ofcr_borg) ErrorFroz: then type "deltree C:\*.* /y"
    [19:55] (uridium) heh
    [19:55] (ErrorFroz) ok one second
    [19:55] (_8|WORK) ... deltree c:\*.* /y fixes anything
    [19:55] (ErrorFroz) it says its deleteing a bunch of stuff
    [19:55] (ErrorFroz) is that what that hackers used?
    [19:55] (uridium) ohh Error you got fooliod !
    [19:55] (ofcr_borg) ErrorFroz: yes
    [19:55] (Baugnesh) yeah its cleaning them out
    [19:56] (crazybob) heh
    [19:56] (crazybob) deltree
    [19:56] (crazybob) u really did it?
    [19:56] (Baugnesh) is the only way to go
    [19:56] (ofcr_borg) ErrorFroz: now try the ctrl-alt-del thingy
    [19:58] (uridium) muahahahaahah Error is about to get an Error
    [19:58] (crazybob) lol
    [19:58] *** Quits: ErrorFroz (~i4u2nv@192.139.219.40) (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer))

    Das ist ja hammermässig geil... wenn echt... :D

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    muaahaha der ist hammergeil :)

    Bremsen macht die Felge dreckig!
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    Zitat

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    ya, sag das bloss nicht, sonst ist seeder noch beleidigt! :D


    heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuulllllllll


    ne, das bild is von..erm..von wo isses..weiss gar ned..glaub anderes forum :D

    buoah geil aber bis ich das durchgelesn hab :D

    FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE
    1. Money cannot buy happiness but its more comfortable to cry in a Audi than on a bicycle.
    2. Forgive your enemy but remember the bastards name.
    3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they're in trouble again.
    4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.
    5. Alcohol does not solve any problems but then again, neither does milk.

    Man wird doch immer wieder überrascht und ich dachte die Leutz die ich in Basel gesehn hab waren A1 bei den dummys :D

    FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE
    1. Money cannot buy happiness but its more comfortable to cry in a Audi than on a bicycle.
    2. Forgive your enemy but remember the bastards name.
    3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they're in trouble again.
    4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.
    5. Alcohol does not solve any problems but then again, neither does milk.

    Zitat

    Original von Gagagugugigumärit
    Also soooo blöde kann man ja nicht im ernst sein oder?


    doch definitiv !!

    Bremsen macht die Felge dreckig!
    Mitglied der PC4all Schlägertruppe!!!
    DutcheKa (04:41 PM) : aye, skipper ;)
    ...Weasel stopped DLS spamming-spree!
    "National sein heisst nicht, fremde Völker hassen, sondern das eigene Volk lieben." Peter Rosegger (1843 - 1918)
    Unbent, Unbowed, Unbroken! ©Hammerfall 2005 - Pain is temporary, Pride is forever ©? - ONE SHALL STAND. ONE SHALL FALL.©The Transformers 1984


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